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I Cut My Ankle Monitor Off To Be Here Funny T-Shirt – Sarcastic Arrest Humor Gift Shirt

£27.29

Show off your sense of humor with this funny “I Cut My Ankle Monitor Off To Be Here” T-Shirt, featuring a bold sarcastic joke design perfect for anyone who loves edgy comedy and hilarious graphic tees. This unique arrest humor shirt delivers a conversation-starting punchline that is sure to get laughs.

Looking for a funny gift? This sarcastic shirt makes a great gift for friends, coworkers, comedians, prank lovers, and anyone who enjoys clever criminal humor. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, parties, casual outings, or just making people laugh wherever you go.

Designed for everyday wear, this humorous graphic t-shirt combines comfort with a memorable joke that stands out. Whether you love funny quote shirts, sarcastic clothing, or unique conversation starter tees, this ankle monitor joke shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe.




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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I Cut My Ankle Monitor Off To Be Here Funny T-Shirt – Sarcastic Arrest Humor Gift Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.